If your bedroom walls could speak...

my walls would sound like isla fischer, with her australian accent.... i've got a slick, smooth room... all purple and grey... it's very sexual.

 

My walls would sound like "Damn, how has this kid been doing Ritalin for 6 months? I can't stand all this smoke(OC, cigs, incense, bud)! I've seen his junk more then I've seen the wall opposite of me... good thing I'm not the carpet.

Plus it would probably sound like somebody kicked a bunch of holes in it from that dumb skank.

 

My Walls Remind Me Of One Of My Favourite Songs Of All Time..........."Simon And Garfunkels"........SOUNDS OF SILENCE......(sniff)....


Tears Glen...

 

My bedroom is badly decorated... I hide everything ugly in there .
I'll go with frat boy ,surfer, bachelor.. says "DUDE" and "fuck" and talks about porn a lot.
Wow- thats revealing

 

Mine would have a barely intelligible Northern Ireland accent and would repeat the same thing over and over.

"Good morning, Miranda. Is your husband at home?"

 

Mine do speak. They speak in Pig Latin. I don't know what the hell they are saying.

Peace

 

Mine are just too exhausted to talk.

 

Really ? Interesting. My walls are still yellin something. I don't understand Pig Latin.

Peace

 

My Walls Are Beige, Everything Is Beige...Way, Way Too Beige. So They'd Probably Sound Like Martha Stewart. Damn, I Need To Paint My Walls. :frown:

 

I thought your walls would sound more like plastic scraping against itself, you know, like the echo of you and your blowup doll having an afternoon delight...

Zoomie, I kid my friend...

 

Lately, I think that my walls sound like that bully kid with the two-tone laugh from The Simpsons.

Ha-ha.

 

I don't have a bedroom, but if I did, it would have a south american accent and call me "El Presidente"

 

hahaha
afternoon delight...:biggrin:

 

Mine would sound like Penny.

 

Oh
my
god..
"She's fast, she's mean and she swallows clean..." Haha, I will use this!

 

ooooooh. i think i'm going to have that tattoed across my chest.

 

Being that I share my room with my wife, the walls would likely sound like narrator from city confidential or something like that. Personally i would want to hear Elvis every morning giving me props.

 

Perhaps, but you still made me cry...

 

I'm sorry Zoomie...

If it makes you feel better mine sound like dead air because even my bedroom walls wouldn't want to talk to me