if your blood was a different liquid...

Mercury. Liquid metal bleeding from a cut would look cool.

 

The green ooze you've seen in the predator movies.

 

rainwater... i have been told i taste like rain....

 

Blood, probably. It mostly consists of whisky ATM.

 

Milky tea

 

coffee and/or wine

 

white wine

 

on second thought, maybe not an 80-20 mix of battery acid and salt water...too corrosive.

i now wish my blood was made up of bong water...not that i smoke but it taste good.

i remember in high school id always be so excited to drink the excess bong water. it was like a treat.

eventually i quit smoking and just drank it...it was more pleasurable.

 

Lemon Juice.

 

well on third thought, maybe not bong water.

it molds too easy. last time i sipped some, this morning, i tasted stuff that made me question the purity of it all.

so i now change my mind to egg yoke. whick, imo, is pure as the virgin's mary.

i say this because eggs are incredible, there edible and there cool. if i could have egg yoke in my body then i could cut myself over a pan and make omelets.

just a thought.

 

Coffee

 

unleaded or regular.