if youre birth was an accident(i mean it in the nicest way possible) this is funny

just don't say it to your dad...

 

I wonder if Cate8's mom is hot.

 

if not, then her dad must be smokin'

 

True that.

I'm just curious since I'm making an honest woman outta her.

 

I actually look like my mom adopted me, nothing like her. I get my complexion and blonde hair, blue eyes from my dad, but he is like 6'4'' and I am 5'3''

 

Thank god I have you for that haha lord knows whod have me.

 

I was planned. It took them five years for my mom to get knocked up, and my dad was zapped with radiation after I was born....so no siblings for me.


My mom used to tell people she found me on the side of the road though. haha

 

Obviously you were ANOTHER accident then.

 

harr, i was conceived around vday too. in a bath tub apparently >.> my mom was told she wasnt able to conceive then suddenly whoops, there was me

 

my mom got my dad drunk and used him. she wanted a girl.

 

hehe, my mum told me several stories, her favourite one being she got me and my twin at a car boot sale for buy one get one free...

 

my brothers had me convinced someone dumped me on the doorstep and they kept me for a punching bag.