I'm a dirty whore.

I know I know. haha Well, live and learn. Good luck with your spleen.

 

But I don't REMEMBER getting it.

I didn't know I've had it before.

But I guess I have. And it crept back up on me somehow.

*sigh*

 

Can you go on antibiotics or something for it?

 

I dunno. I think it's a virus.

*webMDs*

 

I'm a mono carrier ): I was in the hospital for a few nights with it (it caused me liver failure).
I was wrongly diagnosed with HPV...it ended up being hemroids (from the constant diarhea form the mono).
Maybe it's a wrong diagnosis for you too?

 

Oh yeah, my dude Ty reminded me today.

It's coincidentally world AIDS day.

 

They thought hemorrhoids were HPV? Facking weird.

Well, I have both. So fuckitall. They did a mono blood test, so I don't think it's a wrong diagnosis.

I don't have diarrhea or fevers, my liver is probably fucked, but from constant drinking...

Basically, this whole fiasco's a big crock.

 

I don't know why, but that's the funniest paragraph to me.

And yeah, 'tis a virus. Antibiotics are failboat.

 

:cheers2:

 

Well sorry to hear that your feeling so shitty, feel better.


Give it to some random dude at the concert, that would make me feel better.

 

I heard on the News that Ohio has a high rate of STD's..
Toolmaggot just move to another state.. im sure its all make believe.. ppl in Ohio are bored. Doctors are broke and have no money.. And they see you as chump change.. go see another doctor.. In Pennsylvania or Indiana. Good luck with you vagina.

 

Ohio's high rate of STDs is probably because of me.

Bahahah.

 

Eh. I'd still hit it.

 

ohio?

 

I heard its the natural cure to poison ivy.

 

Maybe it was that narsty rim job that shocked your body back into mono?

Haha. I couldn't help it.

 

When I caught mono, they orignally misdiagnosed me with non-Hodgkins lymphoma.
They actually told me I was going to die.
It took months to find out it was just severe mono.

I HATE MONO!
Oh, and that mono I had also made the arachnoid cyst I had (just had brain surgery to get it removed) swell in size, giving me migraines for two years.

 

I had Stereo once, both my ears was a ringing..

 

Well, it WAS a pretty good rimjob.

Bahahah.

 

i got mono last year from a friend that i shared drinks with all the time.
but her boyfriend didn't get it, and they were all over each other, his tongue was like permanantly in her mouth.

shitty times.