I'm borderline retarded with an 82 IQ. What's yours?

I got a 138

The math problems took me a while though

 

114. I guessed on a few of them because I didn't have much time.

I took it in 2003, and every branch sent someone to visit me at home. I came very close to becoming a Marine, but at the end of the day I couldn't swallow the idea of becoming government property.

 

Nature loves a bell curve..

 

I remember they did IQ tests in school way back in the dark ages. I do not remember the results or the test.

On the OP test I got 143.

 

I think that most IQ tests are timed, are they not? I think I could have gotten every one of these right if I spent enough time on them.

 

That's cool. Simple but seems it might actually work. I'll keep it in mind.

Thanks.. yeah, I heard it takes hours and hours and is one on one. But I guess there are different types..

Well, yeah, for the most part, I do believe that.

 

...oro....

 

Come on now it's not as easy posting on a phone.

 

if this one is more accurate, then I'm even more retarded than I previously thought! I've crossed over the borderline and went straight into full retardation!

http://www.iqtest.dk/main.swf

If I had such a high IQ as some of the people in this thread, I'm sure I'd be able to devise some sort of plan to extricate myself from the horrible circumstances of my life. Too bad I'm mentally retarded.

http://i.imgur.com/rxH3R57.png?1

 

You should stop taking these silly online tests.

 

I used to be retarded but then a leprechaun gave me a magical tic tac which lead me to become........dot dot dot

 

i've always been refused to be told, other then that the number has always been way different every time i've taken one.

i'm pretty sure i've come up with both high numbers and low ones.

it could be that my WAY of thinking is that alien.

 

I wouldn't put too much significance on most IQ results. It's what you do and how you use your intelligence, not how high the latent possibility might be. Many 'retards' are happy in their simple but flourishing way of living and many smartasses are confused with all their insights in how to live their lifes.

 

Massa Deranged.....y'see that bit in 'bold',hmm?

THAT bit,is the reason you'll wake up to find yer plums being used as paperweights!

Once roamy sees that,you have as long as it takes the colleen to sharpen her axe!

 

:leaving:

 

my neighbor says he has a high iq, but then I caught him huffing carb cleaner

 

Ahh the smell of carburation in the morning

 

I got 134, or 143? (clearly my memory doesn't match my iq) on an IQ test with a psychologist when I was being assessed for mental disorders a few years ago (and a disorder called O.C.D. to boot), but I've taken a shittonne of drugs since then so I doubt it's that high now

I also have shit memory for physical objects. I loose things and forget things places like 300 times a day. But I'm very good at memorizing facts, formulae and information.

I'm a good student, but I'm bad at life
and I smoke mad ganja

 

139

 

I got 133, I was pleasantly surprised. Every other online IQ test I've ever taken always had been at 125. I took an IQ test when I was 8 in school, but I don't know what it ended up being. I just know I wasn't good enough for the gifted and talented class. I figure that had something to do with the fact I was a little more creative with my answers than I probably should have been.