I'm broke, but have an idea.

and what do they have to do for this $2,000 bid?

 

$2,001 dollars.

 

Oh you have to organize my garage for me please.

 

$2,350

Back off hoochies...

 

$50,000, in both cash and cacti.

 

Nothing but give me their money. I do the rest. That's the idea.

 

I have half a bottle of mailbu, half a lindt candy bar, 40 dollars, a cell phone that will be cut of prob tommorow and a closet worth 20k+...hence the no money but you can raid my closet

 

I appreciate the offer, but I'm afraid we wont agree on style

 

malibu is pretty tempting though........

 

nonsense, you can model for bird!

 

Please stop making fun of me or I report you to the webmaster.

 

don't hate because these women are willing to give me their money, and wouldn't throw you pocket lint.....

 

does this mean we cant talk anymore

 

This means that you can not post in the same thread as me anymore and/or make fun of me in any other thread.

If you do so I make sure you get a temporary IP-ban.
I happen to have good contacts with some of the staff here.

 

Wow.... I must say, I feel privelaged. We've exchanged a lot of words and you've never threatened me like that....

 

That is because I have a deep love and respect for you.
And probably because you forgot.

 

meh. I'm thinking a little from column 'A'.... and a little from column 'B'

 

Think again.
Oh wait, it is you.

Never mind.

 

no stilettos and lacey tunic dresses for you? I'll even throw in some lingerie

 

$5,000... sold.... back off