Im glad i don't have children

lol the guy i was seeing in the fall was a birth control baby.

he told me that and then he was like "do i really have to use a condom"

i was like ".........."

 

lol you mean you're 'saving your vagina' for someone who you truly love? Because that's the only reason one should get married. Marriage is ridiculous anyway. Most people aren't meant to stay together.

and LOL wandering, is that yours?

 

Best mistake I ever made.

 

Aww

 

old people are meant to stay together.

i hope i find someone... i have absolutely no desire to be the cat lady

 

Yeah. I want to find someone before it gets warm, or I'm gonna be really, really depressed all summer. And that would fucking suckkkkkkkkkk

 

My second child, a girl this time, should be here soon
She's due on May 13th.
But I've always loved children and can manage my free time, work, and parenting how I like.

 

i think i did find someone on friday...if only i could remember well she has my hoody anyway and im pretty sure we shared a sleeping bag, have no idea if anything happened though haha.

and old single women turn into crazy cat women and old single men turn into perverts
that seems to be the way things go

 

may 13th?!

that's one day after my birthday!

 

:cheers2:
If I dont wish you a happy birthday then, I'll probably be at the hospital holding the new baby and keeping my girlfriend comfortable

 

haha absolutely.

that'd be awesome if she came a day early!