I'm going to a modeling agency

Pride + self-respect - nice things you think you need
Your age x (the shit you've seen) = x
(the shit you want to see)

x
Materialism + apathy + fame + some other stuff - more stuff = 0
15 minutes


In conclusion, fame is a terrible consuming thing, unless you like being seen on VH1 by people who are too young to know who you are and what you did.

Edit: Hipforums fucked it all up, but trust me on this. Or don't, and parachute a bunch of sleeping pills in your bathtub in 20 years. Whatever.

 

That was the most complicated thing I've ever seen. I thought we were talking about...

 

Here, let me show you what I really mean:

 

I thought we were talking about...pussy!


Not lograthims.

 

I had a seizure when I was 14 and now I can do calculus.

 

Right!

What does Cirrhosis mean?

P.S. Flesh is not amenable to calculation.

 

Flesh will sell for 24.31 American dollars per quarter pound in the Eastern European black market, and cirrhosis does half the work for you.

 

That's really brutal and cold.

 

I was told I could be a model for Dr. Scholl's Wart Remover... They also told me I could model for Gillette Razors, if it gets through my tough hair, then anything is possible...

 

To the original poster-Good luck! I think you have a nice look about you

 

I was told I had the face for radio. Things certainly have gone downhill since then.

 

I meant it as a complement..

 

This thread reminds me that I need to pluck my chin hairs...

 

But I want to pluck your chin hairs, it's the only thing that's keeping me going in life...

 

Well I admire you guts posting this thread and your photo.

It is kind of like sticking you head in a tank of starving Piranhas.

 

I didn't get to see any photo... It saddens me so...

 

Excellent analogy.

Methinks our "job" is supposed to be fawn over the model looks, inflate the ego and spare the fragile feelings.

Funny thing- when the RT "piranhas" are finished the OP can go a long way toward showing some inner character as opposed to folding like a card house when all don't heap on the praise for a culturally defined asset delivered by genetics and selective lighting possessed by someone who hasn't to this point bothered to share any substance of who he really is.

Requisite complimentary response:
You look to be abundantly qualified to serve as a walking coat hanger for any one of many clothing retailers... Congratulations on having an asset that you haven't had to work at all to acquire or maintain to this point. Good luck hanging on to it.

 

Could I make it as a model...?
This was before I combed my hair, please keep that in mind...

 

Shroom, without a doubt. They need somebody to model for all the 'before' photos.

 

That's what I was thinking... Thanks for the boost!