I'm gonna be late for work because....

I'm gonna be late for work because I was hit by lightning.

http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog...s-loss-to-U-S-on-players-getti?urn=sow-wp2852

 

i'm gonna be late for work, infact, i'm not coming in anymore, because i got caught up in something in the woods...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Lx5Bmpojw

 

I'm going to be late because I'd rather get stoned and watch M*A*S*H

 

I'll be late because I've been asked to teach a panda Kung Fu.

 

I'll be late because I'll be busy selling corporate secrets to the competition.

 

This viagra still has not worn off.

 

.....^....I'm too sore.

 

i got high

 

I'm gonna be late for work because I can't stop throwing up

 

Its stuck in the zipper again...

 

am i not late for work, work is running early.

 

I'm going to be late because I don't want to work, I just want to bang on me drum all day.

 

I'm going to be late for work because that PRICK upstairs [^] has been banging his drum ALL FUKKIN NIGHT!!

 

ima gonna be late because my neighbors ^^^^ wont be quiet and get along.

 

I'm going to to be late for work because I CAN

 

I gonna be late coz broony stole the floor!

 

I was high and i missed the turning exit, guess im gonna have to drive to the beach.

 

I just found out Im allergic to alcohol and I broke out in hand cuff ..

 

that's funny,
i just found out i'm allergic to work and alcohol is the only cure

 

I'm gonna be late for work because my butt plug is stuck up my ass!