I'm gonna be late for work because....

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  1. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Doesn't Surprise Me For One Second...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jun 30, 2011
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  3. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I'm gonna be late for work coz GLEN was at the vino again and didn't leave a reason for HIM being late so I'm sat here surrounded by his stolen lingerie collection trying to think of an excuse for both of us-and these things take time. [fap fap fap]
     
    puggybear, Jul 1, 2011
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  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I'm Gonna Be Late For Work Because......I Have To Drive Pudgybear To An Appointment

    With His Shrink...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.


    P.S...Waste Of Time I Know, But It's Worth A Try...[​IMG]
     
    GLENGLEN, Jul 1, 2011
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  7. Mason Grey

    Mason Grey Member

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    i am gonna be late for work because glen borrowed my car
     
    Mason Grey, Jul 1, 2011
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  9. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I'll be late for work because...my shrink refused to see me until his heart stops leaping around-he fell STRAIGHT in love with the chunky hunk that drove me there and atm they're trying to make shrinkettes [eeeewww]
     
    puggybear, Jul 1, 2011
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    head exploded..

    [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nquWMTb6WkQ&feature=related
     
    deleted, Jul 1, 2011
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  13. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    I would give you some good rep on that, but I can't!
     
    MayQueen~420~, Jul 1, 2011
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  15. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    :tongue:
     
    MayQueen~420~, Jul 1, 2011
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  17. ratnesh dubey

    ratnesh dubey Member

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    i always busy with my friends and computer
     
    ratnesh dubey, Jul 1, 2011
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  19. broony

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    Their is a bunch of hippies blocking the highway holding sighs saying "stop roadkill wear a pair of shoes"
     
    broony, Jul 2, 2011
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  21. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ....because I'm trying to convince this nice policeman these really are tomato plants...
     
    puggybear, Jul 2, 2011
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  23. broony

    broony Banned

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    I refuse to work for cheap wages overpriced taxes in a shitty work environment. Take your corporate slaving bullshit and go play hide and go fuck yourself.
     
    broony, Jul 3, 2011
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  25. Giant

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    Because I only have 48 hours to save the Earth.
     
    Giant, Jul 3, 2011
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  27. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    Because I'm gonna be too busy Banging your daughter to come in early and fix the things your underpayed production workers are busy breaking to meet your insane production quotas.
     
    FritzDaKatx2, Jul 3, 2011
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  29. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ...because I emptied your safe last night and I'm emailing this from Switzerland!
     
    puggybear, Jul 3, 2011
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  31. broony

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    puggy and me are going hunting for some wabbit.
     
    broony, Jul 3, 2011
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  33. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ...because I'm gonna shoot that pesky wabbit,but broony's gonna peel it!
     
    puggybear, Jul 3, 2011
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  35. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    My Car drove the wrong way (her name is Christine by the way)
    ;)
     
    WOLF ANGEL, Jul 3, 2011
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  37. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ...coz I was running to get the bus when some prat came roaring down the road the wrong way screaming "STOP Christine,you f8kkin' piece of shit!" and rammed into my wallet!!
     
    puggybear, Jul 3, 2011
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  39. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Because I'd rather go club some seals and mail the photos to that **** who runs PETA.
     
    lunarverse, Jul 3, 2011
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