I'm gonna be late for work because....

I gotta go back in time to save a friend from a bad decision.

 

..because Sarah Palin's showing me how to make a hat out of a moose

 

I lost my croc's....;-D

 

My cat needs another paw massage.

 

I gotta milk the goats stupid! I'll be in tomorrow....;-D

 

I'm in disguise and busy pretending I'm a goat! :2thumbsup:

 

This new weird lookin goat won't give up her milk, gonna try the shopvac on her this morning, I'll be late again......

 

I turned in to a werewolf last night and was busy combing my face

 

...because I dreamed I was at work,and when I woke up-I was...so I went home.

 

Well, the shopvac thangy worked ok on the new weird lookin goat, but it only last for 3.4 seconds?? Thick milk that smelled like bleach, I ain't gonna taste it but I poured it into my neighbors coffee this morning, she'll never know!......

Oh, its Saturday, ain't gonna leave the farm....so not only late, I'm so off work today.....

 

i had to get treated for shock once i'd seen what no person should see... EVER!!!!... that farm, that funny lookin' goat! Farmout, what WERE you thinking?

 

Yea, that was quite shocking, the weird goat with only one small teat....I hope you can fully recover Lil!......

 

[groooaaann] I had this weird dream,where I was dressed up as a goat,and farmout came along and stuck a vacuum pump on my....ah,forget it-you'd never believe it.

[God,my dick's sore....groan #2]

 

i'm going to be late for work because it makes me feel good

 

Im gonna be late for work because I don't have time to read all these incredible excuses, so fuck work, I gotta find a good excuse for being late.

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...because I put my new camouflage jacket down while I put my shoes on and now I can't find it!

 

....because i was on the way when i hit the joint to hard n choughed so hard i shit my pants n pissed myself again n had to go home to change n get another joint to try again

 

....because I was on the bus sitting on the back seat when this bloke next to me coughed and shit himself-I was so shocked I dropped my late' in my lap!