i'm gonna dress like a pirate

me neither, but I do like to occasionally.

 

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Hotwater

 

No pirate shall wear a bracelet or a necklace, unless it is the tooth or tusk of an animal he killed. If in the presence of cannibals, a necklace is acceptable camouflage, but only if said necklace is made of human toes.

 

A pirate shall never wrap presents. The only thing a pirate gived is a bludgeoning.

 

i do what i like! thats how much of a pirate i am...


NO STUPID PIRATE RULES

 

Boogabaarr!

 

Are you a swashbuckler only parttime or fulltime?

 

Me? I am full time, but the royal fleet are trying to hang me at half mast.

 

im gonna rob ur booty

 

A crabbed curmudgeon like you can't even get your cutlass up.

 

It's more like this mate
:boxing_smiley:

We're better at grimacing.

And you're supposed to brain me with a bottle in return.

 

I'm like gonna dress a pirate.

For my therapy session.

I guess it's supposed to help me when I help someone get dressed, especially someone else who's outside of what's considered normal.

.

 

If you'd like Booga I can provide you with some booty

 

pirates booty?

 

uh, yea.....

 

is it buried somewhere? i don't have a shovel.

 

I could bury it I suppose

 

I cannot stress enough the importance of proper attire to achieve the ultimate personification of a swashbuckler, be they buccaneer or privateer. Piratically yours, aboard the Jolly Roger, Neverland.

 

A pirate should always remove his hat in the presence of a bartender.