I'm not a racist... But

Liberals pitty me?

Because I've kinda got it made.

 

Liberals pity every goddam body.

 

eh, she's old. For some reason, in the heat of the moment, I always feel like I need to stick up for all black people everywhere and argue with her about it...But, saying " so what if i do want it from black men?" in response, never goes well. And i should've known that, haha.

 

Someone who pitties me must be parasailing into a mountain of cash with naked celebrities.

Liberals!

 

The pity industry can afford all that and plus some.

 

Why do you feel you need to stick up for all black people?

Hey y'all, I think we've got ourselves and embassadah. J/K.

 

i went parasailing naked with rosie odonell. all i got was a free enema...

 

well, id do the same for jews...

 

So you're not jewish???

 

Because Will Smith threatened to beat me up otherwise.

Or maybe racism is repugnant

 

hahah

i'm one of the only nonjewish longislanders

 

Will Smith is too light skinned to beat anybody up!

I mean, I guess I can understand it.

 

Lmao, underwear...

I've got a whooooole shitload of different nationalities and whatnot running through my veins, but a good chunk of it is Native American (Cherokee, I think, but don't quote me on that, I've tried to find out and have only dug "Cherokee...I thinK" out of the family. They aren't too in tune with their lineages, which I think is dumb. Pfft). I guess I might not have "enough" in me, but I really don't mind if you call Native Americans Indians. I, personally, don't because I'm uncomfortably P.C. in real life and don't wish to offend anyone. But I don't really feel like anything but a mutt white kid, either, so I guess I don't count. Haha.

 

Psssssht. So you must be their slave. LOL!

 

Pft, did you see Ali?

Fresh Prince would break bones.

 

So which part is the bodonkadonk?

lol, I can't even spell the motherfucker.

 

I used to watch that shit too. When I was like, 14!!!

Jesis.

 

I have so little connection with my cultural roots. I know I'm some Irish, and the rest of my family were like adopted.

I'm some kinda mongrel.

 

I never watched it. Fish outta water comedies always seemed hackneyed to me.

 

nah, I come from the italian we hate jews kinda family, hahah

my best friend is BRUTAL, she free style raps about how much she hates jews.

and shes serious.