I'm not wearing a shirt.

Meh, I'm not wearing my mind nor am I wearing my sanity....
so
beware...

It's hot...

 

no. that would be masturbation and masturbation is BAD.

 

i'm wearing everything i normally wear

 

cross colours?

 

i've learned something strange and disturbing because of you

no, i wear this:

 

oh
my
goodness

...someone shaves!

That's hot, tell me you wear the same ones over and over...I wish I had smellavision

 

i haven't taken it off in over 13 years... including bathroom breaks...

 

please undies, don't torture me, you know that me having possession of that divine rag for just one half of second would be my dying wish...And wearing them would be the closest to "heaven" as I will ever get...

 

i'm sorry, but you can never have my rag, for my ass has grown around it...

 

Hahahaha I laughed so hard at that, that snot flew out my nose.. Thank you undies, thank you...

 

Ohh...Or is it?

 

I took of my shoes so I could be involved in not wearing something! Stinky feet.

 

yes. it's terrible. don't do it. it's very bad.

 

Its one of my bigger hobbies... I've only seen good side effects.

 

Agreed. Don't ever do it.

 

I have a mohawk.

True story.

 

I'm not wearing shoes. or a bra. or underwear. I win. I wouldn't be wearing anything if I was home alone.

 

i'm not wearing any of those, either.

 

I wanna get one of those.

 

i'm wearing ONLY a shirt at the moment. never misplaced the gumdrops either.
which is almost a myrical as i tend to misplace almost everything else.

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