Because it's good to be a dick to people who take themselves way too seriously. It's a public service, and you're welcome.
i know i take myself way to seriously, and im working on finding the mental defect i have so i can actually tell my doctor something
Theres nothing particularly mentally defective about taking yourself too seriously. Life's simply a lot easier if you can laugh at yourself a bit. However if you want the good stuff, I suggest telling your doctor either you have ADD or that you have panic attacks. Take with caution!
no thats just something that happens, i always feel anxious, bipolar, energetic, and think I have ADD