I'm really curious

I'm sorry to burst your balloon but I'd have to care enough to want to punch you in the face. Would you like me to do so? Care to sign a waiver?

 

I knew I could count on you. Although we've established a long time ago that you're a major wimp and it wouldn't hurt.

 

alex714, ihmurria, LK1, Raving Sultan, warmhandedcanadian <---we are so not friends any more. Even though I don't want kids anyway.

 

Are you still my friend? I couldn't bare it if we weren't friends.

 

Of course I am. I wouldn't wanna break your little pansy heart, you know.

 

yes it surely would break if we wasn't friends.

 

Why am I the only male who voted this way?

 

No, but I would like to give you a blowjob.

 

It be too easy.

What does being pregnant have to do with punching him?

 

Some change...... as much as expected?

Could it be they just don't giva? *PL*

 

Grrrrrr You know you would curl up in the fetal position after one punch. You're a lil' pussy - hell we all know it. But you do the typical male thing and act macho to try to hide it. What's next a snazzy new car and a trophy girlfriend?

 

I thought about it once...but it was nothing against you...it was the world.

 

I already drive a snazzy car.... well own one, I'm sans license at the moment. And trophy girlfriend? I've had too many of those already. Learned my lesson on that shit.

 

Yeah I've decided no more hot guys for me. I'm tempted to just say no more guys for me, but meh I always end back up in a shitty relationship. I really think that I would be better off staying single. I know I've asked you this before but I can't help but want to scream it.....Why does my bitchy ways attract clingy guys?!?!?!?! grrrrr Oh well. (Sorry I had to vent)


You own a snazzy car? Wow I'm shocked.

 

Nope, still don't want to.

 

Why? Probably because they're fucking pussies who want to date somebody they feel is more dominant?

 

*punches him in the arm and giggles*

 

Well then.... aren't we in a playful mood tonight

 

I hate it because I feel like I'm the guy in the relationship. ****DO NOT KEEP READING IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED**** Well I did tell the last guy that if he didn't stop bitching and moaning about the no sex issue I was going to buy a strap on and rape his ass until he could learn to shut the fuck up. I haven't heard from him again. *evil grin* I tend to dominate everyone - that's not what bothers me. It's the clingy, I have to see you everyday and celebrate stupid anniversaries that I hate. Maybe I was meant to be a guy. Well I at least I know I could kick your ass if you were around.

 

You talk all the shit because I'm more a man than all those clingy little bitches you date. You just want my attention. Let it go, lady. Let it go.