I'm so lazy that I ____________.

I'm so lazy that I can't be bothe...

 

Lay in bed all day singing work songs.

.

 

went to class in my pjs without bothering putting on any underwear this morning and dont plan on showering until after I take a nap.

 

sometimes piss in bottle next to my bed cause the bathroom is upstairs.

 

haven't replied to any threads besides this one , only so you can see how lazy i feel today.

 

...

 

i procrastinate going to the washroom..

 

i'm so lazy that i stop talking in the middle of whatever it is im talking about sometimes, because im too lazy to finish the whole sentence..
(true story.. lol)

 

i'm so lazy, that i become really out of breath for going up like... 6 steps of stairs..
and i'm panting... lol.

 

i'm so lazy, that i dont bother transfering my food onto a plate from the pots.
yeah... i eat out of the pots and pans...

 

im so lazy... that i used to live on a street called Lacy Ave.

okay, this ones just lame, but i HAD to say it,. lol.

 

go hours hungry before finding the strength to get off my ass and get something

 

You wear flip flops, my nigga?


I'm so lazy that my dog shit all over the floor one day and it stayed there for a week.

 

so lame that you used to live on a street called lame lane!



or lacy lame...or lacy lame lane i duno

 

I'm so lazy that I can't be bothered to reply to my texts even though my friends are threatening dire retribution if I don't reply soon.

 

I'm so lazy that I took naps on school benches instead of going to class.

 

Why aren't you replying to my texts I got a new goiter on my butt cheek and wanted to show you cause it looks like me and you on rollerskating and holding hands...

 

I haven't replied because I've been too busy abusing myself to your hairy mole and wart pictures.

 

:smilielol5:HAHAHA.. I'm so going to go watch Beaches and cry and think of you... You rule...

 

*bows* Thank you ma'am.