I'm Stuck In Ikea

Promises!

 

This is why I just steal from the alley. It's not stealing if the window that I'm breaking into is right in front of the alley. It's basically like them leaving something in the alley.

 

When you take goods from behind a window that you had to break into it probably IS stealing

 

windows are meant to be broken.

 

Windows are like rules.

 

Aren't you worried about getting bed bugs that way?

 

The largest Ikea will be opening in Burbank this month. 456,000 square feet. I have got to check this place out.


http://ktla.com/2017/02/01/massive-new-456000-square-foot-ikea-set-to-open-feb-8-in-burbank/

 

I'm not sure.

Anyway, don't they have a pic of you near the entrance?

 

Not yet, but they will in 6 days for the grand opening!

 

I'm certain you will give them a reason :cheers2:

 

might be a wonderful place to get stuck, if they let you sleep and eat there, and use the facility.
and if they kick you out for doing any of those things, then you're not really stuck there at all.

i mean did 'you' (mr/ms "i'm stuck there") sit down in a chair the superglue hadn't dried yet?

i am, slightly curious, how someone 'gets stuck' IN a place like that.
i could however, spend hours in bemused fascination in a place that sells the equivalent of life sized leggos and lincon logs.

if only land somewhere was free, where you could go there and put together something you could live inside of.

even on my ultramodest pension, i could afford enough of the right kinds of stuff, out of almost any hardware and lumber store,
to build something i could live in, even out of stuff i could find on the land in nature in some places,
if only we didn't have this crazy species ego notion, of buying and selling and owning the land,
as if we were the only life form that had to live on it.

 

If you read the thread you wouldn't be asking all these questions.

 

making that assumption totally misses the point of my comment.
not that i assume everyone is capable of grasping, or even imagining it.

 

Yea, you're rambling on and on about buying and selling land. And no, I didn't get superglued to a chair

 

Well, today I am going back to Ikea. I'm not going for any reason in particular, I am just bored on y day off and I already ran some errands and cleaned a bit. Maybe i'll find some interesting things or people there.

 

Wow, you must be seriously bored!

 

People wonder how many horses had to die is all

 

equine homicide isn't a topic that people suffer gladly

 

Gives a whole new meaning to "from the horse's mouth"

 

that's all I'm going to say on the subject