i'm such a pussy

haha! awesome! i got so drunk saturday night! i don't think i was ever that drunk! i was dancing for like 6 hours to some 80s music!

 

Sweet! It was Canada day on Saturday, so of course, house party I love friends. I love being drunk and rubbing my friends backs trying to comfort them, meaning every drunk babble. I love getting claustrophobic in the mcdonalds drive thru and trying to go for a walk. I love friends.

 

rubbing backs i want toi do that friends

 

i was giving a massage to my vomiting drunk friend. ahah. oh me. why a sad face on friends?

 

all my friends wokr and dont hang out army will be friends what am i talkingabotu
oh you

 

i just finished up a three day bender...

 

ok, so finally paul has another lightweight buddy (heh, keeeeedinggggggg)

and dahlingg, try smirnoff watermelon vodka in orange juice.. it tastes all straberryyy and orangeyy [dont ask me how watermelon turns into strawberry.. ]

 

when are you going to the army?

 

my rents dont vblieve in favloured liquor

wtf did i just write :\
i meant.... my rents dont believe in flavoured liquor.
i do though but for now i must drink watery dog hit

 

just pour a regular 40 into a watermelon.

40 ounces to freedom, baby.

 

i leave for teh army in july

 

omg omg omg omg omg that is my favourite
it tastes like so many things you can't even say what it is

 

yessssssssss! exactly!!!!!!

 

lmao. so you're drunk that's it eh?

oh how I admire you