I'm such an idiot....

I still like you .... its alright , no feelings hurt...

 

I know, all I ended up having was a bandaid on my head..

 

I wouldn't know where to start

 

Well, I had this nice cushy gig sucking on an imbelicle cord in this cozy womb when I saaw this light and said to myself "gee, I wonder what that is.........."

 

I tried to resist, but my mom didn't mind sharing drugs then and the stethoscope was shiny.

 

I got to drink Kaluha in the womb. Back when they didn't know that drinking was bad during pregnancy. I got my supply cut off for 16 years once I saw that light.

Could have something to do with how I turned out, like when I had to wear a retainer
after getting my braces off.. I'd lose my retainer all the time.
Especially at McDonalds where I worked. Would throw it out on the tray, and then
have to go out to the garbage compacter and fish out all the bags and tear thru them looking for my retainer with 3 other staffers while the shift manager told everyone what a useless fucktard I was.
I always found it, usually 12 bags later.. and used the company sanitizer to clean it.
I wasn't the brightest sock in the cookie shed.