I'm Tired of Toliet Humor!

I am assuming you are all emotionally scarred from such awful experiences...

 

it was the smell of sweet revenge that got me.

 

Different strokes for different folks

 

I've had that happen. You know when you pull your dick out and air comes out of her twat that sounds like a tarp flapping in the wind.

 

lmao tarp

 

i too excuse myself from the room to fart if ladies are present

:mickey:

you might have been facing the wrong way...and probably a good thing you were...............when i was a stagehand there was a story about the national president of our union sitting at a big dinner at a fancy nyc restaraunt with all the other international bigwigs.....he farted pretty loud and when the whole table looked down at him ..he turned to the lady beside him and said ..also quite loudly ''dont worry lady,i'll tell them it was me'':devil:.....also...i did 511 phantom of the opera's in toronto and there was a couple dudes that would eat disgusting pickled eggs and gross salami and stuff in the afternoon show so thatthey could playu fart games during the evening show...they would fart right bside each other when they couldnt move because there was a scene change coming and if you blew your cue in the show someone could die...several actors complained and they actually posted a no farting in this ares sign and supremely reamed out the dudes that were doing the farting...a couple of times i almost vomitted when they did it to me...the fuckers...these were guys that were professional audio dudes etc that made 30 bucks an hour to fart during the show

 

hah, that's a queef bro. funny stuff.

 

known here as a grimsquid

 

Let your vagina speak through the power of queefs.

 

Oh NO ! If there's no farting humor , then there's no queefing humor lol .

The queef, fartings ugly cousin .

What the hell's a " grimsquid" ?

" Tarp in the wind " lmao funny !

 

I fart - the end.

 

there's too uch confusion said the joker to the queef...

 

I think we may have flushed the whiners out of here. Whoever thinks toilet humour isn't funny doesn't know squat. I'll finish now, I'm not going to push it.

 

^ O.M.G. , freeze ,stand right there and don't move !

ATTENTION , ATTENTION , we've got a mad farter lose in zone two , I repeat, mad farter lose in zone two . clearly marked no farting zone .All available units respond with stun guns , mace , fart/stink spray and handcuffs .

" RESISTANCE IS FUTILE "

" ALL WILL BE ASSIMILATED "

The T.C.E.A. ( TOXIC CLOUD ENFORCEMENT AGENCY ) Stamping out farting , one farter at a time .

call the no fart tip hotline , and turn in the farter nearest you .

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I'm sorry Slayer , I just couldn't resist this one !

 

i'm glad you flushed it out of your system, poo face.

 

Yea, I had to queef while I was ahead, I didn't want to peter out. I'll quit dicking around though. It's a hard thread to avoid though, I'm always coming in and out.

 

this made me vagina laugh very loudly.

 

I won't tell anybody that you have a vagina, my lips are sealed...

 

i'm just worried some nob might find out...

 

Well, it takes balls to confess to being a man with a vagina.