I'm Tired of Toliet Humor!

I think the trigger for toilet humor being humorous is a certain sense of embarrassment over ones own toilet history.

Toilet humor falls flat for me. Gimmie slapstick.

 

i really dont classify the stuff that makes me laugh...if you have ever been with an adult that couldnt get to a toilet in time and shit themselves I gotta tell ya that its pretty goddamn funny

 

I tried that, more uncomfortable than funny.

Having said that there was a summer time in my childhood when we bathed one a week from the spout of a tanker truck. Potable water came from a well with a hand pump. Bath day was sunday.

On monday I found myself standing with my back against the cab in the bed of a big pickup. I was facing a cow who was also in the bed of the truck. We were taking the cow to stud on a neighbors property. At one point the cow swung around so that I was looking at it's ass. There was a boy next to me who boosted himself up on top of the cab. I wasn't thinking, the cow shit down the front of my shirtless body leaving a dark stain on my skin. Embarrassing enough, but the real problem was it was six days until bath.

 

in that case, slap stick is for those who partake a gay ol' sword fight :mickey:

 

Did you have a beef with the cow or did you let it slide?

 

you mean fencing

 

Sure as hell is . So is walking into a public bathroom ,and someone in a stall is farting out what sounds like a solo rendition of the star spangled banner . How anyone can not chuckle at that is beyond me .


People do annoy me when they shit on each other all day long however and think it's funny . It's nasty and gross . No dude wants to smell another dudes rotten ass all day long . I don't think that's funny at all .

And I really hate when a woman does it in public . Yuk , call me sexist or whatever , I just can't tolerate that well at all . I mean it's bad enough when guys do it , and I don't like it . But I'm old school and think a lady should be more mature , have more class and self respect . Sure everyone does it , but they don't have to do it around everyone else .

 

No but I've milked that story a few times.

 

He means his plans for Friday night...

 

Now that's funny ! But did you really go a whole 6 days without another bath ? That's not funny at all . Bet you spent most of your time alone that week .

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r0_TS09lJc"]YouTube - Is this the gayest referee ever?

 

Yes, I did remain un-bathed. It dried into my pores and I was teased about it.
It was pretty much a non event after thursday

 

Ever hear the expression its in the water? I think about how we are constanty being bombarded by chemicals and wonder if some people might have eaten too many lead paint chips as a kid.

 

Excellent.

 

OOOh Errr i saw the word "bottom" and then "farts" lol

all i can say is watch any of the following films where they took toilet humour to an art form lol they are hilarious

1. Carry On Sergeant (1958)
2. Carry On Nurse (1959)
3. Carry On Teacher (1959)
4. Carry On Constable (1960)
5. Carry On Regardless (1961)
6. Carry On Cruising (1962)
7. Carry On Cabby (1963)
8. Carry On Jack (1963)
9. Carry On Spying (1964)
10. Carry On Cleo (1964)
11. Carry On Cowboy (1965)
12. Carry On Screaming! (1966)
13. Don't Lose Your Head (1966)
14. Follow That Camel (1967)
15. Carry On Doctor (1967)
16. Carry On... Up the Khyber (1968)
17. Carry On Camping (1969)
18. Carry On Again Doctor (1969)
19. Carry On Up the Jungle (1970)
20. Carry On Loving (1970)
21. Carry On Henry (1971)
22. Carry On At Your Convenience (1971)
23. Carry On Matron (1972)
24. Carry On Abroad (1972)
25. Carry On Girls (1973)
26. Carry On Dick (1974)
27. Carry On Behind (1975)
28. Carry On England (1976)
29. That's Carry On! (1978)
30. Carry On Emmannuelle (1978)
31. Carry On Columbus (1992)