Oh my god...that would be awesome. I'd speak of its glories and show my tits. Sales through the roof!
lol thank you For the record, this whole thread was a big hoax. Noone asks for my pictures and I am no where near as egotistical as I was playing let's all be friends :cheers2:
So who are all these ugly people with great personalities, I never see them. I mean, even Jack Black is betting looking than 1/3 of the male population
I'd like to be egotistical, not just cos it sounds like testicle.....but its too much effort. Definately shallow, If a guy is short fat and bald, he's quite welcome to do my taxes for me, but otherwise I dont want to know him. I might breed one day, have myself a couple of daughters, If I do I will give more love and attention to the prettiest one I'd be worried about sounding like a tool if I didnt think everybody else is the same and just like to pretend otherwise