I'm uncircumsized

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Mr.Vegas, Jan 15, 2011.

  1. lostdazedintime

    lostdazedintime Fucked in the head

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    As long as you keep the smeg in line you are cool.

    My boyfriend is uncut, I am cut. His orgasms seem way more epic than mine (or maybe he's just faking..). The fact that he was uncut didn't stop me from doing anything.

    Keep the smeg in line and chill out.
     
  2. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    No, uncut orgasms are fucking epic. I made a thread of how silly my O-face looks... you think a jewish orgasm is going to turn me into a drooling mongoloid?
     
  3. Logan 5

    Logan 5 Confessed gynephile Lifetime Supporter

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    I thought you already were....? :afro:


    j/k!
     
  4. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    some women love uncut. real women do, at least.
     
  5. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Niiiice. You're a real woman right?
     
  6. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    You could always just straight up tell her that you're uncircumsized. If she rejects you or laughs just tell her it's no skin off your teeth...
     
  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Only fake women like cut then right. Damn, I was sure the women I've fucked were real. They all had a pulse anyways..
     
  8. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    i mean that a real woman wouldnt forgo sex just b/c the dude was uncircumcised.
     
  9. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    I don't even like the fact that this is being talked about like it's a problem.
     
  10. Logan 5

    Logan 5 Confessed gynephile Lifetime Supporter

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    Does that make them any better in bed?
     
  11. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    i'm glad i don't have the lipstick.
     
  12. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    LOL! My tea almost went flying out my nose.

    My sex ed teacher in public school described the difference as "hard top" and "convertable".
     
  13. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Look at it this way op, you're not missing anything.
     
  14. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    ^^^^^^^^^this!!!!
     
  15. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    wow. really? i would plead with you not to mutilate your penis because you are insecure. don't you realize how lucky you are?!?!?
     

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