I'm wearing the best t shirt ever

Bob Ross died of cancer at the age of 52...I do hope it wasn't the paint...

Happy little trees kill, people!

 

we're going to have a bob ross party. we'll set everyone up with easels and watercolor paper, paint, a housepainting brush, and shots of tequila. every time he says "happy little" whatever, you take a shot. the best part is, you get to take your painting home.

 

Jesus, I must have that shirt. Tree-Hugger, tell me exactly where you live so I can come over and steal all your clothes. kthx.

Also, KC, invite me to your party.

Boy, I am a demanding little bitch today.

 

my dad has this awesome polo shirt on which he had the old lady across the street embroider two rabbits fucking. right there where there should be the polo player. it's so funny. she did excellent work.

 

There was a 12 year-old girl at English Camo last week wearing a shirt that said,

"I love shaved beaver!"

It even had a cute little picture of a beaver being shaved.

 

That makes me want to party with that old lady.

 

she died.

 

Fuck, I must be sick. That's the most I've laughed all day.

 

hehehe. well, from what i remember of her, her conversation would likely be much better now....

 

At least she could sew. Some people have nothing going for them.

 

ive never seen this bob ross fellow, so i tried to youtube him, but every video is a parody! Dam! now i really want to see him! hahaha

 

are you criticising me? hmmmm?!!

 

They wouldn't fit you.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOpF_ZGD4Ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyli59EbOM4

 

only if is gonna get me somewhere.

 

The shirt I am wearing right now (I wear it for pajamas) says on it:

Vinnie's Grease Pit
not satisfied?
Do it again until you are!
*work the body - lube her good*
*test'er with a hard ride*
CALL: 555- LUBE

I just like wearing a shirt that says lube on it.. There is actually a picture of a car on it as well...
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usually only when they fall on their happy little heads.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I remember a Far Side comic depicting that, themnax...

 

i like it. do it again.