Imagine If Everyone In The Hip Forums Was At The Same Place At The Same Time

ugh, no thanks. i'm really over drinking in general at this point; i swear i can't leave my bedroom without some drunk person finding me and trying to force feed me alcohol.

besides, i wouldn't be at the cool table or the lame table. i'd probably be off in the corner playing golden tee, or pacman, or whatever they have. i do enjoy me some bar games.

 

What about billiards or pool? I love pool.

 

i'm a beast at pool. like, maybe too good. there have been a few times in the last couple months that i just went to play a game or two, but i ended up stuck playing for hours because people kept putting quarters on the table and nobody could beat me. eventually it does get old, but i can't bring myself to throw the game to get off the table. it is a really fun game though, as long as you have an out.

i'm also pretty unstoppable at that bowling game they have. you know, the one that's kind of like ski-ball, except with fake bowling pins instead of holes.

 

Maybe you could figure out how many games you want to play at the start and announce it. Then when you get to that number, just say sorry, I'm done.

 

^ or just go full badass; play as long as i feel like, and then when i'm done i just do one of these with the pool stick:

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA That's so true.

 

I'm going to hang out with someone I met here tomorrow night! I'm pretty excited.