Impure Shake. What to do with it?

HAHAHAH TOKER I LOVE YOU
YES, we are jealous that our dealers dont put mud and dirt in our bags to weigh the bags down more. We are jealous that you get such good "schwag". O man your theads crack me up man.

 

What are you gonna do with it

 

*sigh* you are hopeless




This is a pic of the "schwag" I'm getting. But what can a pic do? It's like that other guy that posted a pic of some dank shit and some dumbass called it low mids. Whatever.

What I meant to say with my phrase that "crossed the line" is simply I'm the only enjoying it, so that's enough for me. Since this is a place to share, I thought I would.

I do not buy brick weed. Brick weed has two functions: To be sold in the country to foreigners (gringos) and noobs. The other is basically to sell across the border to people like you jake, for 10 times more than what we would ever pay for any weed... but that's economics. In my time here, I have tried brick weed once, when I was a noob, was free and didn't know any better. It's not schwag, but it's brick! lol

My dealer warned me that it was the very last he had, when he saw that I noticed that it was less than I got last time and that there was *a lot* of shake. I said no problem, since I wasn't going to keep it, I was going to resell. I got home and decided to remove all the shake, it was unacceptable. The buds are in good condition, albeit a bit drier than last time I bought. I set aside all the shake and knew exactly what to do with it. Place half in my olive oil jar and the other for cooking. That's when I realized it had clumps of dirt, something that has never happened to me. I don't understand how that happened, did he have em on the ground? jeez. It's his first grow, but he has got some more to learn. Oh, and the shake does have a bitchload of seeds! But my dealer had a about a kilo of this, so I understand I guess, this being the very last, the bottom of the bottom. So far, of the huge score of my other thread, I have found exactly 4 seeds, which I'm saving since I really liked this strain.

everyone is free to share their opinions.

 

oh theres bud too I though it was only leaves. No good buds but good for extracts!

 

^^ that's what I'm talking about. Pics can be lousy. That particular bud was the one I broke up 3 days ago. It was huge, compact, and it's insides where filled with crystals and stickyness galore. I was saving it for smoking with my girl, which I did so yesterday, out of my coca-cola bong I posted a few days ago.... boy does it rip! We were both completely baked, we had so much fun. We couldn't stop laughing. We went out and bought bags of chips, cookies and other such treats and ate for like and hour. Good times!!


*Note* it is not well manicured, but since there is no weighing involved in the transaction, who cares. The leaves just help protect the insides.

Why is everyone so negative?

 

ehh its still really leafy man. but not a bad deal. it looks decent i guess.

 

The other night me and five other heads pitched a tent (insert middle school joke here) in my friend's living room and smoked it the fuck out using a small 4-hose hookah. It wasn't the best shit, but a god damn did i get fucked up.
Halfway through the bowl we had to open up the tent flap because there wasn't enough O2 in the tent and me and the other pack a day smokers were asphyixating.
so... that's what you do with dirt weed.

 

1/4 of mids is 40 in my town

 

yeah, this is sorta what I had in mind... It's a lot of shake, I really don't want it to go to waste. Make something that will concentrate the thc it has and not be affected by the dirt. It's not like I'm desperate, not now at least, lol. But I'd like to do something with it that I wouldn't normally do with buds.

 

the fact it was "compact" stats exactly what kinda weed it is

 

Since when does:

compact bud = shitty/brick/schwag ?

It was a nice tight bud that had more than it seemed. I think you thought I meant "compressed"

Compressed
pressed into less space; condensed

Compact
joined or packed together; closely and firmly united; dense; solid.


It's cool though, I believe your intentions where pure

 

^^^ in the US "brick" or Compacted weed is pot that has been compacted and smuggled across from mexico. it's usually shit (because, as you stated before, y'all only sell the bad shit to us gringos).
Just because it was slated for import-export doesn't mean that it is really shit in and of itself.

Go with the tent-hookah idea, you'll get blazed as fuck. Don't worry about the dirt, I don't think that it would vaporize in the first place.

If you are really concerned with it, go check out the hashish forum on how to do a BHO extraction.

 

^^ yeah I know, it's just that I meant a nice tight bud, and not pressed into brick form.

Anyway, I'll probably do some vaping thing. I hadn't even considered BHO, I think that's a real posibility, try something new kind of thing

 

the brick is usually in pound/multi-pound form. then broken down for resale.

 

I know what brick weed looks like...when in brick form and when it's not, but has been. Why is it so hard to imagine a bud that's dense? Buds differ in volume, do they not? Maybe not by much, but it is noticeable sometimes.

 

oh, ok, cool.