In-School Searches

When I got caught at school they searched me and everything. I'm a mouthy little bastard so as my principal was searching my I would say stuff like "Can I get my gun from my locker now?" and "theres crack in my other pocket".

Then he asked me to take my pants off......Thats when I laughed at him and said you first. He said If I didnt he'd call the cops and I said go ahead if you find my stash you'll call them anyway. Then when he left the room to call I ate all of the weed....But im an idiot and forgot to take them out of there little baggies..It was hard to aet but when he came back and I just sat there and smiled at him