Either that or just crack off a hand shandy in private instead of thinking that we love sharing your 'fetishistic' fantasies. Next youll be writing a story about sharing a bed with two lesbians that you find drinking from the hairy goblet and you join in with a bit of beef on the bone.
Now you're being a :troll: . Wait, you've never been anything but one. But I do think you got a nice idea there. Maybe you should write it!
>AND FINALLY: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. Names, file names, and e-mail >address are NOT REAL! So don't waste your time clicking on the e-mail >address. lol...