Insult me and make it hurt

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by seamonster66, Oct 13, 2004.

  1. steffan

    steffan puffin

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    your family is from west virginia and you and your cousin do it doggie style so you can both watch nascar
     
  2. steffan

    steffan puffin

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    I hope that was a giggle for you because it made me uncomfortable. You are buetifull intelegent and good mother, ,, there, i feel better
     
  3. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    The contents of seamonster's bathroom cabinet:


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    [​IMG]<----the poor boy actually thinks he's gonna get laid some day! (time to check that expiry date again!)
     
  4. seamonster66

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    Thanks a lot, what a way to start my day...a whole thread dedicated to how many pimples i have and my glass eye, my holler in west virginia, and my inability to have sex....
    Since someone very unfairly started a thread to flame me....I'm going to have to report whoever it was
     
  5. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Good luck, I tried already and out of a dozen pages I got like 3 good insults.
     
  6. seamonster66

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    I thought you would be able to give me a good one Chaos, sigh, I guess the people that really don't like me won't post in one of my threads.
     
  7. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    It's because you smell like Old Spice.....
     
  8. seamonster66

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    I actually do smell like Old Spice deoderant today....is that bad?
     
  9. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Haha! Probably not bad, it's when old men bathe in it that's gross.


    Is my foot in my mouth? You did ask for insults....
     
  10. seamonster66

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    yes, yes I did...I don't wear the cologne, or any cologne, just the deoderant.


    maybe i should be a hippie and not wear any anymore?
     
  11. forest_pixie84

    forest_pixie84 Senior Member

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    i think your a beautiful person :)
     
  12. drazil

    drazil Member

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    you suck
    thanks i needed to insult someone
     
  13. seamonster66

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    Thank you Drazil, may I have another?
     
  14. seamonster66

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    I wouldn't if I were you either kid, I've a 13 year olds mentality in a 32 year olds body, and now I find out that I also suck:(

    makes me want to experience this strange erotic thrill that comes with the insults and cry at the same time.
     
  15. bigbusmike

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    Okay...mabye in the south, where there is still a viable market for Schlitz you can find it... but here in the land o' microbrews... good luck with that.
     
  16. bigbusmike

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    Your aunt Leroy who is in the big house was quoted as saying " old spice is the prefered soap-on-a-rope of inmates"
     
  17. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Alex!
    I could say the same thing to you, you don't seem to be on here as much either and just maybe I miss you too :p

    Just keep Wayne Brady away from me Jugg....
     
  18. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I gave you a good one. Remembe I pulled out and shot you in the eye?
     
  19. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    SEA MONSTER!!!!

    You are ugly, and your mother dresses you funny
     
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