Insult the poster above you. Episode II

Dyes her hair and bleaches her pubes

 

needs to shave her chest hair

 

Is ashamed of her hobbit feet.

 

You.

 

still walks on all fours

 

likes to bleed

 

likes to slap things with his penis

 

likes to crawl on all fours and bark like a dog

 

likes to go cow tippin'

 

smells like an industrial sized chicken coup on a humid sweltering summers day

 

throws a tantrum when he doesn't get his way

 

Imposter!!!

 

hoser!

 

your face looks like I puked on it from looking at a picture of your face

 

you puked while running and the puke hit your face again

 

you have an Amazon Chick Bush

 

you have amazon chick testicles

 

^ you shit all over your girlfriend the first time you had sex. i think thats the funniest fuckin thing ever.

edit: unless is was someone else but i swear it was you that posted that story.

 

lol I posted that story but it was originally written by someone else... I am a girl... note the pic... and not a lesbian

doesn't read too well

 

IS a lesbian, but is still in the closet...