Insult the Poster above you Episode III

During his visit to France had to be told not to drink from the bidet

 

Uses the bidet cause he likes the rush.

 

drive a snowmobile to work in the winter

 

tosses cow chips instead of horsheshoes.

 

crosses the border to Canada every few days because he likes to pay more for gas

 

is afraid to go into his house because he might melt

 

secretly buys diet coke from wallmart and stores them in the shed

 

he likes to wear ladies underwear, they make him feel sexy

 

is actually Debbie, the one that "did" Dallas

 

Named her kids Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen

 

sells tea leaves to middle schoolers, and burns some of it to prove it's the real deal!

 

Spend all of her free time collecting cans along the highway

 

in reality, lives in LA.....Lower Angola.....

 

Makes maps of his garden

 

eats gobs of cauliflower for improved sexual stamina.....

 

entire wordrobe consists of garbage sacks

 

paid premium for air conditioning when he purchased his Igloo from Sarah Palin

 

has false teeth...

 

Has John Deere tractor.

 

lives on fried cheese curds