Insult the Poster above you Episode III

is a wal-mart greeter

 

Was once held captive by a band of roving flutists.

 

is familiar with the term skinflute all too well

 

knows what a skinflute is so he must have one...

I've never heard of it, what is it?

 

If she is going to keep posting suggestive statements and is telling the truth she needs to learn pornographic terminology.


"knows what a skinflute is so he must have one...

I've never heard of it, what is it?" Innocent Country Girl

From the Urban Dictionary:

3. skin flute

A "skin flute" is a lesser known euphemism for a "penis." Use of the term "skin flute" is the mark of an obviously hip, knowledgeable individual.
Tom: Dude, that chick totally plays the skin flute.
Dave: And doesn't miss a single beat!
Tom: ..yeah....


Aren't you glad you asked? Really edifying

 

Has a rather LARGE....collection of funk & wagnall's.....

 

has encyclopedic knowledge of cannabis and other mind expanding substances.

 

Watches way to much porn...

( I had never heard it called a skin flute, hubby has a nice one)

 

is going to college to work at walmart

yay!

 

countrygirl, you gotta get out of the holler more often....

leads a somewhat sheltered life.....

 

makes tea out of roots he digs up in the wood

 

I do actually....

secretly dreams of owning a bed & breakfast biz....

 

He spends most of his time picking the fleas out of his chest hair

 

Makes flea soup for the shut ins.

 

starred on saturday nights episode of Cops

 

I got arrested for blowing smoke out my ass.


Secretly wants to be the guy in his siggy pic.

 

heck, I'm too slow..........
still eats corn flakes....

 

Thinks 8-Tracks are going to make a comeback and replace CD's.

 

still carries his skate key around his neck....

 

You reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFknAdVvNM&feature=related

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