Insult the Poster above you Episode III

doesn't know a hammer from a nail

 

Actually thats my thumb from a nail..............

Thinks plaid is a fashion syatement.

 

Voted for Reagan, twice and Bush 4 times.

 

has a rather large knot on his forehead from all those collisions with door jams on board ship.....

 

Lives in a cabin with no indoor plumbing

 

collects refridgerator boxes for future home renovations

 

Wears crotchless underwear on date so he doesn't have to get totally naked during sex

 

doesnt just own a barn......she lives in it too

 

Doesn't know a wrench from a socket

 

likes to make love in the snow....

 

calls his wifes hooters " flapjacks"

 

Has a Rosie O'Donnell blow up doll.

 

Wishes he had designed the Edsel

 

enjoys taking a shit in the shower due to the fact you can wipe with wet fingers, comfortable.

 

Is not smarter than a fifth grader

 

is Broonys father

 

Doesn't know shit from shinola.

 

drives a Torino

 

Only in the summer.

His hairline was voted most likely to recede in high school.

 

^^Never went to highschool.....wait.....I mean attended