Insult the Poster above you Episode III

has an intravenous line installed for his coffee intake....

 

goes to the mailbox everyday ........but theres never anything in it

 

hides in the closet and eat mounds of twinkies, thinking no one knows, but we all know about our hip forum twinkie addict....

 

once arrested for lewd public act with a twinkie

 

Won his Grade4 art competion with this.

 

Still has twinkies he bought back in the 70's

 

Harshly criticized for improper care of twinkies

 

Your dad nicknamed you his "Little Twinkie."

 

Always searching Craigslist for twinkies.....and I aint talking about Hostess Twinkies


...yikes....do not google image search the word twink

 

Was the main theme in the twink Google search

 

purposely steers towards wildlife on the highways

 

yells at the elderly to hurry up with crossing the street

 

flattens wheel chair tires when the owners arent looking

 

puts cloths in peoples bags so alarm goes off. favorite place is Old Navy.

 

hasn't left his house in three months

 

is always in the nude when doin laundry and other fun chores....

 

cheats at checkers

 

mows the lawn in the nude at night when he thinks no one is watchin....

 

Has been saving his used snot rags to eventually make a snot rag sculpture of George Bush sr.

 

has a secret ambition to become king of prussia....