Insult the Poster above you Episode III

kills stray cats

 

always brings back library books late

 

Is almost as bitchy as Judge Judy..

 

^^Almost half retarded

 

cant come up with good insults so she always goes back to hitting a guy where it hurts most

 

virgin

 

wrongly uses the word "your"...when she means to use "you are"..or "you're"

 

tries to insult but just makes me laugh

 

steals from the neighbors kids

 

is really my dad....

 

wipes his ass with his finger nails

 

never ever shares his weed

 

to save on water he takes baths with his puppies

 

to save on water she flushes only on sundays

 

to save on water he washes his hair in the toilet....

 

doesn't wash her hair... ever

 

uses a ladder to trim his flowers....

 

never washes his hand after using the bathroom

 

fell out of a willow tree into a bunch of nettles during her teenage years

 

his mom dressed him like a girl when he was in grade school