Insult the Poster above you Episode III

is attracted to girls with big butts

 

thinks that psygrunge likes girls

 

is floatin on an ice flow out in the atlantic at this very moment....

 

has been lost in the hills for days....missed you playing

 

has been lost in the pills in a daze....missed you paying

 

actually is the head nurse in a trauma unit....

 

factually owns a led purse with a comma in it

 

seems to be slightly dyslexic....

 

he always has food stuck in his beard

 

proceeds to eat whatever she's eating, regardless of whether a fly has landed on it or not

 

has all his neighbors mad as hell at him, he is always bringin down the power grid with his massive amps, equalizers, and whatsits.....

 

has a wind-up television

 

still watches on a old black and white TV

 

listens to AM radio broadcasting

 

wets the bed

 

eat dorito's and chews bakky at the same time....

 

enjoys a delicacy of frogs legs and cavier on the occassion

 

wanders around hunched over like the hunchback of Notre Dame with a large rain coat draped over a fake hump (pillow) hidden beneath it....

 

the contraptions he builds to defend the farm from would-be burglars

 

thinks he can be telepathic towards only female sheep