Insult the Poster above you Episode III

has a large cat in the hat hat in his glove box....

 

likes to shave from his waist down

 

warshes clothes on rocks down in the creek....

 

forgot to oil the wheels on the tractor and crashed into the farm.

 

he likes to wear ladies underwear

 

the ginger leg hair

 

his insults are weird.


(Some poor bloke who couldn't play or sing was trying to warble "The ginger leg hair" on You Tube, but I couldn't figure out what he was saying. What is it?)

 

(haven't got a clue, must be coincidence> i meant countrygirl has ginger leg hair as an insult.. weird is good anyway, although you'll find my insults no weirder than anyone elses)

types lame insults that do not, in fact, insult.

 

sings like he has a mouthfull a marbles

 

her head is fabricated of 65% cotton wool

 

he smokes so much he gets out of breath climbing stairs

 

fears the wrath of the common house spider

 

wears mittens to school to keep his little pinky warm

 

likes to wear face paint, even though she has a horrendous skin allergy to the stuff

 

screams like a little girl when he gets through levels of his video games

 

still plays her atari games system from the 70s

 

Is a broke bloke

 

Robbed a second-hand store.

 

has a picture of the queen over his bed, that he has wet dreams about

 

listens to 'monk rock' and skips round shouting 'Gouranga!' ('be happy')