Insult the Poster above you Episode III

your mom wont let you date yet

 

is making me gay

 

is homophobic

 

keeps begging me for my boxers

 

starts every sentence with "hey yo yo yo"

 

Types with one finger....because she only has one

 

only two teeth....and theyre molars....but in the front space

 

shit her pants last night

 

cant get a drivers license because her GIANT nose interferes with her vision

 

has a fake eye avatar

 

has fourteen kids....and ten of them were hers

 

i got nothin

 

plays wheel of fortune and keeps guessing the letters that are already picked

 

kidnapped psygrunge

 

just booked a flight to Bathurst

 

keep calling my cell and hanging up when I answer

 

sells new underwear on ebay for twice the price because she claims that theyre used and smell of skank

 

your snot is yellow ....and your earwax is green

 

your nose is wet and cold

 

your nick name is Smeghan