Insult the Poster above you Episode III

you wear jeans and dresses .....at the same time

 

watches queer eye for the straight guy

 

ripped me off on my last ebay purchase...sent me clean ones

 

takes my money...and then asks for a refund...and then leaves negative feedback...and calls me a scammer

 

French kissed the park ranger after he got caught humping a dead moose...

 

licks his own nuts

 

picks up litter for small change

 

Irregular Bum Lips

 

has never had toes

 

has a tapeworm, which keeps him awake at night

 

is one of those moms who licks her fingers and cleans her kids face with it

 

has the personality of a wet paper bag

 

never took the time to get to know me

 

smells like urine all the time

 

smells like wetdog who is having massive wet farts

 

cant come up with good insults so she always gets raunchy

 

lives in new york

 

turns into a lobster after 5 mins in the sun

 

gets those gay spray tans.....to look lighter colored

 

secretly wishes he could get those gay spray on tans