Insult the Poster above you Episode IV

has a freaking huge adams apple

 

Nothing compaired to your tail

 

she's a freaking WHALE!!!!!!!!!

 

the shit from 1000 cows

 

your bedroom smells like the belly of a 50 person boat that 200 Cubans used as a bathroom for the trip to Miami

 

you save your toe nail clippings for a special meal once a year

 

puts her shaved pubic hairs in jars.

 

Has been begging me for that jar incessantly

 

opens the jar every day at 2 pm and takes a whiff

 

gets more sick and twisted with each post^

 

has a "fart jar"

 

has a whole collection of jars full of monthly taken stool samples......5 years worth

 

he spend all his free time in the bathroom combing his body hair....

 

she pulls out her husbands hair while he sleeps because she knows it drives him nuts to think hes going bald

 

frequents comicons

 

she drives like a little old lady....

 

Hasn't gone to a party in months

 

That's actually very true.


all body hair has grown out to a huge IT (addam's family) looking creature.

 

she's only takes a bath once a week...

 

refuses to take a bath with me, a dirty ole hippie....