Insult the Poster above you Episode IV

is really my big brother, or is it my little twisted sister....

 

you smell like the grass....in the springtime...you know..like when it smells like dog shit

 

combs her hair with a wagon wheel...

 

never pulls up his zipper

 

ain't got no butt.....

 

Its okay....you got enough for the two of us

 

wears tyedyed depends....

 

needs the "special" size of depends....called "deep-ends"....good for holding twenty pounds

 

is known to local citizens to be a midnight flasher....

 

is know by old fogie ladies as the "Midnight Special"...because hes so small they dont ever want to have sex with the lights on

 

is soooo fugly, he has to sneak up on a glass of water....

 

his best friends are stuffed animals

 

randomly dials numbers in the phone book hoping to hook up....

 

still has a rotary phone

 

cranky is an understatement

 

Went to a gay bar for a beer last night, course he thought it was a straight one...

 

hangs out in gay bars just to get hit on....

 

sells morning after pills to the local kids

 

poops in his britches when tryin to sneak out a fart quite freguently....

 

been arrested for public masturbation at least twenty times