Insult the Poster above you Episode IV

his mommy still comes and tucks him in a night....

 

still uses an outhouse

 

wears make-up around the house when no one else is home....

 

has a bigger crush on me....

 

is actually currently preggers with MY child.....:-0

 

I be black, honky mama....

thinks I am an old white honky jive hippy dippy creep..

 

is in reality the mother of those very same 42 children and is still pissed as hell about the alimony....

 

is my mother and she is BBBBBAAAAAADDDD to the bone....

 

fucked me up in the head with all the damn nagging....

 

paints flowers on her toilet paper while on the throne...

 

is always sneakin into my cabin, slidin into the bed neekid, and lyin in wait for me...

 

won't stop touching me.....:-0

 

did ya like the gray pubes.....:-0

Is currently on line in the prison library.....

 

Can only get his dick up with a little blue pill....

 

spends way too much time in the barn by herself

 

has perfected the art of self oral copulation.....:-0

 

finally learned what it meant when people said you're bout as soft as Liberachi at the Playboy mansion

 

the only head that he thinks with is between his legs....

 

Prefers men who only think with the head between their legs

 

He even draws a face on the head between his legs....