Insult the poster above you

Drives a LeCar

 

Drives without insurance

 

His natural scent is mothball.

 

has a pair of odor eaters sewn into her underpants

 

^Has nipples the size of dinner plates.

 

has grill marks on her rear from sitting on the waffle iron

 

Pees a little when sneezing.

 

makes wigs from her mustache hair

 

has braded his underarm hairs and beaded them, like in "10".

 

Has "Kiss me I'm Italian" shaved into his back.

 

I just got behind you in line and once again your dumb ass picked up a piece of merchandise without a price and they had to announce over the intercom "PRICE CHECK" I hate you, you have wasted my time again.

 

still uses dial up

 

Laughs at amputees.

 

Thinks she can yodel.

 

thinks hairy backs are hot

 

Likes that Andy Griffith chracter Matlock played.

 

is the real life inspiration for "It's Pat"

 

smells like stinky toe poo fungus.

 

is the only person I have ever heard of that ate the shit and spat the shrooms.

 

Walks around humming "I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day"!