Insult the poster above you

once ordered gravy...with a side of mashed potatoes, WHO DOES THAT!?

 

Muhammad had you in mind when he designed the Burka

 

The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.

 

Your lice just started a petition to make you take a shower.

 

Once cracked a joke about how fat the guy down the hall was, only to later realize he was looking in a mirror.

 

has to lube up just to fit into his underwear

 

forgot that he gave me the lube after a long night of fun

 

^^I'm not sure what makes you so dense, but it's working.

 

Got herself arrested thinking she would get a free "cell" phone out of the deal.

 

^^Scored "Tuesday" on his IQ test.

 

The best thing about you is... well, there's...

 

Burrito and then there's heaven. God only made one for the other.

 

InEvasion is not as dumb as he looks. That would be impossible anyways.

 

She took Spanish in high school. That makes her illiterate in two languages.

 

You sir, are a nincompoop. That's right I said it.

 

Wants to use the self checkout at the store. The only thing stopping her is she can't figure out where the mirror is.

 

has an ABBA tattoo

 

Threatened to cut the wife off if she didn't make him dinner. Now he's hungry and has to try to figure out where she getting it.

 

Shoulda named him Candy. Cuz he's such a Smartie.

 

You'd make an excellent speedbump.