Into the Chat with a Smoke

I somehow doubt there would be much shagging in his college life.. pretty sure he's still carrying around his v card

 

ortus has a gf.., he fucks with her head.. however she may withdraw head for that reason..

 

not really, if it's on the internet.. there's always a way to get it for free. Especially if the books/website is popular, there's bound to be torrents for the material, or free access keys or whatever...

I'm sorry my college life can't be like yours, having "sexual experiences with men" or being "fucked with a strap-on" and playing with my "inflatable butt plug"

Sorry, not into dudes bro. Now i'll let you go so you can get back to jerking off "in an elevator of an old folks place while delivering news papers"

 

Don't hate... Not everyone cares for vanilla... some of us like the other 30 flavors too

 

ReliaBilt 30" x 80" 6-Panel Hollow Interior door $29.00.. lowes. I thinks im going to get to increase my air cooling and heating efficiency.
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Ortus.. look.. a new door for your homophobe closet

 

:smilielol5:..

 

Just because i don't want to shove shit up my ass and get fucked by a nasty ass dude doesn't mean i'm homophobic, it means i'm straight.

 

You should read "Strap-ons for dummies" I'm pretty sure within the first couple pages you'd learn that guys don't wear them.. pretty sure you can find a download for that.. try www.mymomboughtmeacarandiwhinedlike...atedfucktard/suckmyfathairycockandballs.html#

 

Regardless of whose sticking the dick up your ass, it's still a dick up your ass. Not the mention the "sexual experiences with men" lol

 

I might need to get my gf strap on for dummies.. Im feeling a little dark sugarish.. ;p

 

Do you watch porn ortus?

 

lol you try to compare getting fucked by dudes to whining about a shitty car that i have to pay for. I'm not judging... i'm just saying, you can't play this off as if you're straight by saying shit like "girls dont wear strap ons" hahaha

 

Who ever said I was straight? Again.. Your homophobic tendencies are showing.. I'm not the one pretending to be straight...

 

i discovered a new pr0n star yesterday. megan piper..
mmm

 

There's a difference between watching sex between a guy and a girl, even if you may see a nude guy, than actually having real sex, with another guy, guy on guy... that's gay. I don't get what you're trying to get at.

Now if i watched gay porn, then yes, you could say "do you watch porn ortus?" and it would have some significance... but i don't watch gay porn.

Have you been made fun of or emotionally damaged in the past? Because you are very quick to call people homophobic... I have nothing against gay people, i believe everyone has the right to do anything they like as long is it doesn't conflict with the rights of others... so if you're gay, go have a jolly ol time fucking as many dudes as you like.. It wouldn't bother me in the least..

 

Man.. You're gonna be in for a world of hurt the day you get a prostate exam.. then you'll be just another faggot like me.. having things inserted in your ass

 

Porn Stars.. meh.. I much prefer watching homemade porn.. Porn just seems like watching a Milli Vanilli video.. An act.. Fake.. I like my sluts to be sluts

 

no... because i still wouldn't have had sex with men, nor would i enjoy this prostate exam... pretty suure thats still straight lol

 

Obviously you are the one damaged because you feel the need to bring up the fact that I like to have sexual pleasure in ways you don't seem fit..

btw for the record.. not gay.. bi.. have a gf.. for the past 3 years to be exact.. remember.. strap-on.. guys can't wear them.. do you keep forgetting that?... Oh and I don't always like being fucked.. Sometimes I like to do the fucking.. Depends on the mood.. :biker: