Invisible star 'shooting comets at Earth'

this is the douchebag answer I didn't give because I knew it would sound idiotically condescending.

 

Eh I thought the post I responded to was dumb in the first place. You calling my post 'douchebag' makes you seem like an ass anyways so congratulations. I apologize zero if I came off condescending.

 

Do they have jokes on your planet?

 

everyday theres another catastrophe thats going to destroy the Earth, Im starting to get to the point it doesnt phase me at all, I know some shit is going to take us all out any day now, relatively speaking.

 

TEC-9 is right

There are so many theories out there from rogue black holes to gamma ray bursts that its not even worth
the paper its written on

When the cosmos is ready to deliver the knockout punch we’ll probably never even see it coming


Hotwater

 

i bet it'll be something fucking crazy, like a sun-sized saint bernard consuming galaxies.

 

Could be something like that

or perhaps those geniuses over at the Fermilab start tinkering with something beyond their comprehension and
manage to puncture a hole into the fabric of space-time sucking in a parallel universe.

so whenever anyone shakes hands with their opposite from the parallel universe they annihilate each other in a massive explosion


Hotwater

 

That would be quicker and less painful than living through the slow environmental destruction that seems to be inevitable. Any way it goes, the human race isn't going to survive.

May as well party.

 

Perhaps you should adopt a more star trekian view of the future in which all mankind lives in peace and harmony with
themselves and the earth

Hotwater

 

Ah, the Final Frontier.

*Star Trek theme begins to play*

Live long, and prosper.

But don't drop your shields, or I'll fire a photon torpedo at you. Just because I can.

That show never talked much about corporate greed. I guess somehow that had all been magically eliminated from civilization.

 

Along with hunger, racism, and the will to power


Hotwater

 

Captain Kirk had a problem with that one.