Is it gay..

could stick your dick in a cash point and see what happens.

 

0% then, bro.

 

I saw you looking at my ass that one time

you must remember, I dropped my gay card just after we came out of les miserables?

 

Don't hold back will you?!

You'll wear the kilt?? Then, yes of course!

And, you be eating haggis everyday for the rest of your life, obviously...

You know what? I'm not surprised by that.

 

Hey! I'm blind. Ok, perhaps not. I thought you were a woman, tbh.

...you dropped someting, that's for sure.

 

I'm just getting to know my fellow Hipforumers better.

 

there's better then there just plain old rape

 

Haggis beats my national dish

leaks. And that's it, just a friggin leak. Oh yum :frown:

 

Perhaps you mind rape people.

 

I am mind raping you now odon, feel my imaginary penis touching your face

and I said imaginary, not dead OP. Don't want you're smelly pubes anywhere near this space.

 

a running meat grinder

 

You can make some nice soup. Although the potatoes are much nicer in Scotland.

So, we'll move there next week then.

 

Well, this is my favourite thread of the day.


Yes, lets link gay to beastiality and necrophilia, and why not, I think I've heard just about everything else.


Forgive me a second whilst I tangent, the word necrophilia made me think of Slayer:

"Her stomach bursts the casket breaks
The seed has taken form
A writhing shape of twisted flesh
The Devil's child is thrown....." buwinnanananana buwinanannanana


And close tangent


Any way, I'd be more critical, but most reading this thread are going to assume the OP is a little toooo paranoid

 

You're a gay gorilla!! I'm sorry, but this time you have no le... .. dead penis to stand on

 

I was thinking the OP was on Meth, but his spelling was a little too good.

 

What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you all gone mad? How did this thread get past the first page?

 

It was all The Imaginary Being's fault.

 

Sure just blame it on your imaginary friend

Next stop; a straightjacket and right into the booby hatch


Hotwater

 

I think the facts speak for themselves.

 

Dead people shit themselves. Therefore it's not only gay but it's gay scat sex.