I'm guessing you don't come from the UK In the UK, a lead is basically another name for a dog leash.Since the pet shop was robbed and all the stock taken, there are no leads...which brings about the punchline Hope this helps
An old man sat in his rocking chair on the balcony when a young boy walks by with some ducttape with him, the ol guy shouts what ya doin with that duct tape, The boy replies goin huntin for some duck, the old guy shouts back you idiot you can't get ducks like that, the boy ignores him & walks on, 2 Hrs later he comes back with 6 ducks on the tape. The next day the boy walks past with some chicken wire under his arm, the old guy shouts out "what ya doin with that chicken wire ??" the boy shouts back "going to catch some chickens" The old guy shouts, "you can't catch chickens with that" The boy ignores him & walks by, 3 Hrs later he comes back with 4 chickens, the old guy was amazed. The next day the boy walks buy with some pussy willow. The old guy shouts "Hold on kid I'll get my stick"
some guy was tryin to steal my gate last night.... i didnt say anything because i though he might take a fence
Oh you fools. I was in the same position, I sat there reading it over and over and had no idea where the hell the joke was. It was driving me absolutely mad. People were saying they laughed, and were taking all kinds of joy and pleasure from this thing and I was here miserable and suffering because I couldn't figure out this simple little thing, and hence could not participate in their joy. Then my suspicion began to arouse when I realized this was the UK forum (I don't usually visit this forum but I saw a thread about a joke on the main forum display so I wound up in here) and knew it had to be an insiders' thing. Oh I LOATHE all of you. Why don't y'all start talking some sense?
if we didnt talk shit and the world was full of sence, it would be a perfect world and where is the fun or point in that?
Gary Gliter has been put forward to train England football team The appointment collapsed when He put Seamen in the under 15's
Power's joke...dreadful. The pussywillow joke...best so far! But how about this....I laughed, through a bit lip...Possibly offensive, possibly not funny one bit! With no more delay.... How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, the other to bum him.
Man that joke was alreet A bloke sitting in a corner of a pub with his mates, A bloke walks in, sits at the bar & orders a whisky, a few more of them & he turns to the bloke in the corner & says "I've had your mum" so the guy just ignores him, the guy at the bars has another few drinks & says, "I've had your mum & she loves it" the guy remains calm a few drinks more & the bloke at the bar says "I've had your mum, up the bum" The guy in the corned is getting mad, he shouts back "Go home dad your embarrasing me"
I walked in2 B&Q yesterday and a man in an orange apron said, "Would you like deckin'?" .... luckily I got in the 1st punch
