It Seems Like Everyone Is Making Babies.....

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Ashalicious, Jul 2, 2015.

  1. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    There's a good answer for that question.

    When are you having children?

    (Snort) pah! don't be stupid.

    The snort makes it sound like a stupid question and makes it sound like you're disgusted by the idea. :D then they'll take a step back and be like oh shit what have I stepped on, back away. Back away.
     
  2. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    And they only do that cos newborn babies are magical, and they are.

    However, all those family members dont give a shit once the kid gets to the terrible twos and beyond
     
  3. xenxan

    xenxan Visitor

    All you need to do when feeling clucky, is to go to the mall or indoor kids playground or ride on public transport DURING school holidays and that should change your mind quickly to the nay vote.

    "Put that down, come back here, stop hitting your sister, don't eat that gum from under the table, eat you lunch, I don't care if you like it or not-that is dinner-eat it or don't-your choice, when i was your age..." daily lines of any parents vocabulary. lol
     
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  4. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    I'm the exact same way.
     
  5. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    Oh, we'd have copious amounts of support from both of our parents. My mom already said she would take the baby one night every week.
     
  6. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    I agree 100%
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Yeah, baby

    Watch what happens when the brat is 8 and stomps through her house with muddy shoes
     
  8. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    Then my mom will kick some ass, just like my grandma used to do to me back in the day. Sigh. I'd give ANYTHING to be able to go back in time and hang with my grandma.
     
  9. Irminsul

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    My grandma was the best. I remember pancakes and sugar sprinkles every breakfast. And everything she made was the best. It was so sweet. Everything tasted better. And everything smelled better too. And she was beautiful and gentle but when she wasn't happy she had a very stern, cold demeaner, like you didn't want to be on the bad side. I think I got that from her a bit too, especially the -.- "the fuck you doing" stares. >.>
     
  10. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Lol, everything smelt.better except them.

    Both my grandmas.could cook, but they both smelt like old people
     
  11. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    sex feels good and that would be fine, except that there's too gahd damd many humans on this planet already.
    more humans need to either become gay, or get themselves spayed and neutered.
     
  12. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    Too bad you live so far away. We could probably have some good times together. I have little respect for people who are unwilling / unable to think for themselves. Living too much of your life to please other people sucks ass.
     
  13. Piaf

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    I'm not much of a baby/children type.
    That could change though, one never knows.
     
  14. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I am wonderful with children. They love me and flock around me like seagulls and cry when I have to leave, as was the case on two days this weekend.....I wish I could have had one child, but lyme;s disease prevented that....I cry about it often...ah, well, it is what it is and isn't what it isn;'t.....

    I really like your avatar, btw, Piaf.
     
  15. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    I can see you being like that, good with children.
    Eh children like me too, I'm okay with them, and I adore my nephew. And prince George, of course.
    I just have trouble imagining having to deal with a child 24/7. And I don't see it changing anytime soon.
    You never really know though.

    Thanks. The man in my avatar is a writer, mostly a poet.
     
  16. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I meant your signature, Piaf......but I like your avatar, too.....oops....
    I still have hope that my brother will give me a niece or nephew to spoil one day and give everything to.....:)
     
  17. Piaf

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    Ahhh I actually thought you meant the sig, but yeah :-D
    It's just some pic I found on weheartit.
    That blue color is beautiful.
     
  18. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    Some of them. Fun people have a lot of fun.

    But, neither of us truly know, do we? If I ever reproduce I'll let you know how it is from the other side, hm?
     
  19. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Aggressive, in your face anti-baby/anti-children talk seems kind of bitter, and is as equally annoying as asking people when they're gonna have kids all the time.
     
  20. secret_thinker

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    Don't be having babies until you are completely sure.

    I love my child to bits but I never wanted any, the husband wanted two so we compromised - having or not having children is definitely not something you should ever compromise on.
     
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